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What kind of products do you use?
Our t-shirts are all 100% cotton, premium t-shirts. Further product information can be found on each specific product's page.


What forms of payment do you accept?

Pretty much every major credit card and Paypal. We'd love to take your cash and checks over the internet, but.... well that won't work.


Where do you ship to?

Pretty much every location around the globe. Just be aware of your country's customs fees before purchasing.


How long does shipping take, and how expensive is it?

US orders typically take 5-7 business days to arrive. International orders vary, but will typically take a couple of weeks. Feel free to contact us if your order is little late -- we'll do everything we can to expedite the order for you!


What sizes do you carry? What if you’re sold out in my size?

Men's and women's t-shirts run S-3XL on the site. Feel free to contact us if you need anything else -- we should be able to help you out!


What’s the deal with returns?

Unfortunately all orders are custom printed, so returns are not typically possible. If you're dissatisfied with your product, shoot us an e-mail at and we'll see what we can do for you.


I need to tell you about what a wonderful job you’re doing. What should I do?

If you need to tell me I’m doing a stellar job — or even if you have a complaint or just want to be mean to me — feel free to e-mail me at